It is actually snowing in real life

My 9 yo son playing a computer game "1st of all I was smaller than a blood cell now I'm big enough to eat a dog"

#TruthfulLonelyHearts bossy 45 year old woman seeks weak minded bloke to do everything I fuckin say @sixthformpoet

@cool_jesse don't blame me, I'm a vegetarian

My view right now pic.twitter.com/eyP4tzbE

@cool_jesse far more sensible than chips!

@cool_jesse I'm not even cised

@cool_jesse kooky

@cool_jesse he's such a hypocritical cunt - he's now all pally with the worst politicians in the UK

@c_j_commode damn, I thought it was Jaws

@cool_jesse @knittingninja00 you don't need to make apologies she is very excellent

@cool_jesse yes, yes he did.

I've never, in all my 39 years even SEEN pumpkin pie, never mind eaten it #deprived #notreally #welsh

@ironnuma or #4Wordsbeforesex better take off glasses

@cool_jesse oh I really fuckin hope so

@llanigan and they like to have their cake and eat it

@cool_jesse good luck x

I just showed my 9 year old son how to clean the fridge - you're welcome future daughter / son in law

this really is amazing! “@b_wildered: Best newspaper report EVER . http://t.co/I00M0Ng”

@shadygeekdad yes they really should. They have a cheek really calling themselves dogs

@shadygeekdad I hate the people who do that to dogs