Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'm a pretty open minded person, but I don't think I'd date a PC user.
The person I used to be probably would have become a Nazi in 1940s Germany. So - how can I become the type of person who wouldn't?
I hate doing the first deploy right after a site outage... fear!
Apparently when we go to bars, Chris secretly tells guys I'm really horny behind my back. I may not be as sexy as I think I am.
I am planting seeds right now!
Ugh - why did I use a human centipede image as test data? It keeps coming up at most inopportune times.
Do any airlines market themselves as family unfriendly? Cuz I would definitely fly them.
While evaluating tampons at the store, I wondered what packaging indicated that this was a quality product to stick in my vagina.
My sex life hinges on the fact that despite not being good with people, I am good at the internet.
There are few things more pathetic than a cat on a leash.
Oh god, I see everything! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
One of my coworkers just taunted me with a fake worm. It's as if the last 20 years of my life were insignificant.
Fuck you, default scope.
Hurry up and BLEED vagina
I miss Boston drivers. People here take a full half second to start their car at the light - TIME IS MONEY, ASSHOLES!
I think I'm happier being productive than getting laid, but I try not to be that type of person.
I've decided I'm going to start tweeting exactly what comes to my mind. Fuck professionalism.