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A gentleman always carries a handkerchief so that, when cops fire tear gas at him, he can throw the canisters back without burning himself.
Let us retire the phrases "earn a living" and "make something of yourself." Let us scuttle them like ships.
Apparently, Tracy Morgan is angling for the Republican presidential nomination.
A fitting last "fuck you" from Hitch: #godisnotgreat is trending and the devout of Twitter are apoplectic.
Let's pause to acknowledge that "Ed Balls" is a grammatically correct sentence meaning either he plays basketball, cries or fucks.
Hiring managers seem mythical, like unicorns. Job applications feel like prayers. I should just be burning résumés inside a salt circle.
I met Žižek once, in college. He had, apparently, squirted shampoo into his eye that afternoon and he couldn’t stop crying. True story.
Bloomberg wins the Orwell/dissonance award, says: #ows isn't the "public," police brutality in service of "safety," "no right is absolute."
Everyone should wear poetry.
"His life is not linear, but radiates instead from a single event like the spokes of a wheel. Everything feels like a dream…"
"…stand athwart history yelling 'Go faster, goddamnit, faster like a charging fucking rhinoceros.'"
...I too, having lost faith / in language have placed my faith in language... -- Terrance Hayes