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Power Lloyd's Barbeque and Dojo
Time to crawl into my sadness cocoon. (That's his bed, Tony fans! -ed)
When I was in high school I tried to go to the official Beastie Boys website but I typed it wrong and it was a bestiality website.
Abortions: Hook 'Em When They're Young
Dungeons & Dragons is trending. That's pretty much the greatest trend ever.
In the late 1800s, a band of Warrior Cats led by John Joel Glanpaw roamed the West skinning other Warrior Cats for bounties. #BloodMewidian
Sorry, Journey. I am hitting "skip" because I have stopped believing.
Mubarak should put the pussy in the sarcophagus.
One (1) heterosexual man for the male strippers movie, please.
If a girl is named Maya is it a good pickup line to ask if she wants to have Quetzalcoitus?
Somebody vandalzied Aaron Brooks' Wikipedia page. Unless he really did have sex with Michael Vick and attended the Penis of Virginia
Started typing a tweet and then deleted it all
Genital torture doesn't seem all that bad. I mean, at least then somebody would want something to do with my genitals.
So You Think You Can Date George Lopez?
What do they feed these horses that are cumming into shot glasses?