I have good people skulls. I mean kills. I mean skills. People skills. I'm good at skinning people. Sorry, job interviews make me nervous.
Bruno Mars looks like if Salma Hayek was a lesbian.
The Food Network just emancipated Paula Deen.
Adele Nazim is actually the name of a Scientology Demi god.
Yoga is hard. You have to turn your phone off and then you have to stretch. Now one of those is fine, but both? I'm only one person.
Oh Peter Pan, I'm obsessed with your yoga pants.
This is an outrageous, invasive and sexist (but ping me if they hack Jon Hamm's phone because I'm curious)
The main thing I'm taking away from this Malaysia fiasco is that the ocean is filthy and maybe too big.
Actor, writer, monster. Sometimes Very Mary-Kate.
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