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So, picking up where I left off, that turned out rather poorly. Even by my standards.
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I'm drunk, wearing only a tie & a thong. Ladies???
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dropdeadchrisRzoupvarasTheUnsayableUPTIGHTer
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I just stopped a girl from sleeping with me for her own good. What the fuck is happening to me? Am I even El Beard anymore?!?!
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mniksmashedpotatoeskatherinecmLindsayLooonavanaxSpooky_JohnsonnatebishopTheUnsayableUPTIGHTer
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@Psychameleon El Beard will charge for love, or give it freely. He is the world's greatest lover.
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PsychameleonTheUnsayableUPTIGHTer
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HELP HOOKERS ARE AT MY DOOR. CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE. OR A PORNO CAM TEAM.
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dropdeadchrisTymethiefunanythingRzoudeighvanpvarasTheUnsayablemagicarp
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Call me. Save me. I don't even know what day it is.
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dropdeadchrisTheUnsayable
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Status Update: No hookers in this restroom.
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mniksleepndadTsaphanBabenatebishopromeocasidounanythingTheUnsayable
elbeard
Four years, my vengeance has waited for fruition. Tonight stage one is released. "I come not to praise God, but to replace Him."
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Spooky_JohnsonPunkrockierediscover_meunanythingTheUnsayable
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@Punkrockie You dare not to follow me when I'm trying to send you threatening love letters???
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PunkrockieTheUnsayable
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@Bombmom1 Yeah, I know! Everyone knows! I'm in a slump, but no one else is tactless enough to point it out!
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redtothetoneTheUnsayable
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boobies
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PunkrockieTsaphanBabeurkillingmeredtothetoneBettyLiesRzouzubis2TheUnsayable
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@urkillingme boobies
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urkillingmeTheUnsayable
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Masturbating. Alone. In a cheap motel. Without even a hooker to whisper words of encouragement.
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natters1210kristenoversixnavanaxdavio1962redtothetoneSnarkToastJezebelTheGreatRzouTheUnsayable
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THEY DIDN'T LET ME TAKE THE GUITAR CASE INTO THE COURTHOUSE!!!! MY BACKUP PLAN IS SCREWED!
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natters1210penblethnavanaxredtothetoneiamyoushouldtootwilaritySnarkToastSpinchangenatebishopunanythingromeocasidoSpooky_JohnsonTheUnsayable
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If I sleep with a fat chick tonight, I'm blaming you bastards.
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Spinchangenatters1210redtothetonesucittaMmannyteeeJohnnyChimpoJezebelTheGreatunanythingRzoupvarasTheUnsayable
elbeard
Whoa, I meant to say "Masturbating"
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SpinchangemniknatebishopnavanaxunanythingpvarasTheUnsayable
elbeard
We're all dying alone. The question is when
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avi1111SpinchangepenblethjoesmithreallyrongillmoreTheUnsayable
elbeard
Did you ever have one of those moments in a Chili's where you realize you're horribly, desperately, hopelessly alone in the world?
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elbeard
Two days without sleep & masturbation have aged me. I just wanted to say masturbation.
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itsderekhuffTheBoshasucittaMpenblethdavio1962desirousgoddessiamyoushouldtooMsVitchrm0yTheUnsayable
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Congrats to @itsderekhuff for being awesome!
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