La candidata del PRD RT @monaragonseg: Ahí te va una jajaja http://t.co/trWAFSJX

:( RT @esepinchewey: Mañana el vídeo más visto en YouPorn será la cogidota que le está metiendo el Bayern al Barcelona.

Extra Innings @ Petco! #LetsGoPadres @friarhood @padres

RT @sbellelauren: if you have trouble getting to sleep try counting the number of blow jobs the guy who invented bacon got.

Me da risa cómo la gente no dimensiona lo q este equipo de San Antonio está haciendo. #Legendary

#FF: @helloaree, @pinamich, @layla_gonzalez, @arysmiles, @pira_maria, @tanyapinera & @alexisdeonda - Because women can be funny too!

RT @thesulk: New Year's Eve followed by Saturday night is like Miyagi telling us we have to paint both sides of the fence.

Ha!!! RT @tacostamp1: Anyone who says an onion is the only vegetable that will make you cry has never taken it in the ass with a cucumber.

2 manos del Barça < 1 fuera de lugar y falta que resultan en gol del Bayern. Los penales los hubiera fallado Robben. #ardilla #fcblive

Qué pinche grande es Messi!!!!!! #fcblive

@as_tomasroncero // ¿Cuánto costó Kaká, Benzemá, Coentrao, Garay o Modric? Sea serio, por favor.

RT @sbellelauren: I hope they retire the pope's jersey

Always RT @curlycomedy: Establish dominance early on a flight by claiming both arm rests.

RT @joshcomers: Kobe Bryant's wife calls off divorce. Like Lakers fans, she wants things to go back to the way they used to be.

Too soon... RT @mikedicenzo: New York dressed up as New Orleans for Halloween.

The Mayans RT @jimmytraina: Lakers (with Dwight Howard) vs Heat in NBA Finals next season. Who do you root for?

RT @travon: If I was Roger Federer, I'd refer to all my past girlfriends as a FedEx.

Haha RT @cornlog: Is all of Mexico sepia-toned or just the parts where they film movies?

Ahí les va otro video buenísimo sobre cómo "guardamos" a gente en nuestros celulares: http://t.co/tavcIR1t!

Ha! RT @friedmanjon: "You're tired." -Donald Trump, putting his kids to bed