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  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    Dreamt of being happy to hear a ukulele

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    ChararflbMarhtaaokiHayleykmix
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    Welcome back to Jeopardy I'll take Stop Coming to my House for 400 alex

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    retsoorVIKINGMASS
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    Drinking tea on our last day as vikings

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    opositivefestVIKINGMASS
  • eldrst
    • 1
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    retsoor
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    retsoor
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    Proudly displaying your favorite flowers as a I lamely dissolve into your wallpaper

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    markleidner
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    • RETWEET
    cannoneyes
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    Finding out that eating sushi was just a way to see just how that salmon was really feeling

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    VIKINGMASS
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    It's all fun and games until you're found on a bed of butterflied shrimp in a Red Lobster bathroom

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    kcutz
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    Last night I dreamed of buying sequentially smaller bicycle tires

    • 1
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    bradleyK9
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    The great heaving sigh of the plurality of New England detested by copy editors in every province of Canada

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    opositivefest
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    I'll just pretend I am

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    • FAV
    madalynmh
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    Crawled inside a fortune cookie and waited for you to get hungry again

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    retsoor
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    Man those red cross volunteers are out for blood

    • 1
    • FAV
    retsoor
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    Loose wires slapping onto wet cold Tarmac choir of angels sing home home on the range from the ledge of a passing locomotive (10000 ftps)

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    VIKINGMASS
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    Never seen a bonfire but I understand your motivation

    • 1
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    VIKINGMASS
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    I want to be a side character in a Wes Anderson movie but be the guy who waits in line at Seattle's Best for his fudge brownie and Sprite

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    midwestmadeline
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    Two injections of insulin add pineapple to taste dash of salt I am outside of your house

    • 1
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    VIKINGMASS
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    You ever think maybe those two people walking in front of you aren't taking a walk but just really slowly chasing someone

    • 1
    • FAV
    VIKINGMASS
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    Reading Victor Hugo novels for the umpteenth time but you wish someone would have written a book about how to deal with erections in public

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    bradleyK9
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    Taking every pamphlet every handout from the past 23 years & leaving them all to evolve in pools of warm shallow water

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    cannoneyes
  • eldrst
      Ev @eldrst

    400 billion trees in the world what's a guy gotta do to get a tree in this place

    • 1
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    retsoor
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