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#FF Beautiful/side-splitting/sad words @midwestmadeline @retsoor @cannoneyes @vikingmass @jump_danny
Finding out that eating sushi was just a way to see just how that salmon was really feeling
It's all fun and games until you're found on a bed of butterflied shrimp in a Red Lobster bathroom
The great heaving sigh of the plurality of New England detested by copy editors in every province of Canada
Loose wires slapping onto wet cold Tarmac choir of angels sing home home on the range from the ledge of a passing locomotive (10000 ftps)
I want to be a side character in a Wes Anderson movie but be the guy who waits in line at Seattle's Best for his fudge brownie and Sprite
You ever think maybe those two people walking in front of you aren't taking a walk but just really slowly chasing someone
Reading Victor Hugo novels for the umpteenth time but you wish someone would have written a book about how to deal with erections in public
Taking every pamphlet every handout from the past 23 years & leaving them all to evolve in pools of warm shallow water