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I cannot delete a period in order to post a tweet that is 141 characters with it. I just cannot.
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manshortsoeninJust_AlisonBeDRooMbLuE
Smoobedy boobedy, you're a fart.
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manshortsiamnotdiddyBeDRooMbLuE
Like who's Tom? And why was he so foolery?
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manshortsiamnotdiddyBeDRooMbLuE
I am distressed to learn things
like I have friends who find Jeff Dunham funny.
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GPappalardoiamnotdiddyBeDRooMbLuE
I know I am a lesbian, but my favorite people are dudes. With one exception.
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manshortsBeDRooMbLuE
STOP LETTING A SLIM MAJORITY OF MORONS DENY US EQUAL RIGHTS.

Stop. IT.
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manshortsiamnotdiddy
Damn, Jenna Fischer is adorable.
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manshortsiamnotdiddy
You are not protecting religious freedom; you are denying equal rights to fully one-tenth of Americans.
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manshortsiamnotdiddy
Jane Lynch for queen of the universe!
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manshortsiamnotdiddy
On a train with Jesus Saves guy who hangs around Fenway. He is trying to save some kids. Who are drinking beer on the T.

It's going well.
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manshortsiamnotdiddy
Some lesbo: Brandi, will you marry me???
BC: Well this is Massachusetts.
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manshortsiamnotdiddy
Down With Grammar is a trending topic? I QUIT THE INTERNET.
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manshortsiamnotdiddy
Who forgot until just now that June is Gay Month?

This bad lesbo.

In other news, Happy Gay Month!
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Knotsiamnotdiddy
When you need a friend, you got my hand.
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Knotsiamnotdiddy
"No one makes the mistake of taking you seriously."
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manshortsiamnotdiddy
"I like talkin' to you! ... I just dropped a Cheez-it."
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manshortsiamnotdiddy
@manshorts Okay, I want to read with beers now.
@electricjb in reply to manshorts
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manshorts
Something tells me Lacey Chabert is not here tonight.

None for Gretchen Wieners, bye!
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manshorts
Regina says everyone hates you because you're such a slut.
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manshorts
Do you ever think someone is really cool, and then you find out they're religious, and you're like, "Well. Shit"?
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manshorts
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