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when i depart, please don't bury my body in a box :C i just want it to be left on the ground to melt away into it & become part of the Earth
maybe Chris Brown didn't mean to punch Rihanna...maybe he was just dancing in the car
i wonder if snakes ever think "my goodness...i'm just one long line!!"
trust me to mishear: "he cries when he's drunk" as: "he cries into his dog". which, let's face it, is a much better anecdote
i'm wearing my lucky cupcake socks that i passed my driving test in to go out retracing my steps searching for my memory card. wish me luck!
does anyone actually ever really say 'chow down' in all seriousness?
my can opener just became a can't opener
i hold that when a person dies, his soul returns again to Earth; arrayed in some new flesh disguise, another mother gives him birth...
my vair own #InnuendoBingo : 'i actually spent yonks flicking the switch trying to remember which way is off'
hearts are worn in these dark ages, you're not alone in this story's pages <3