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Balotelli must have pictures of Mancini sucking off a horse. He'd have been out if it was anyone else
If I was Alfie Moon I'd be more pissed off about Derek smoking in The Queen Vic than shafting my scruffy cunt of a wife. It's a £2,500 fine!
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd & twat #badgefestirl
What was the werewolf's favourite beer?
If you like big butts and you cannot lie, watch some of the women in the 100m sprint
Has Cheryl Cole ever dated a white man? She must still be trying to show she's not racist after bashing that woman's face in a few years ago
If you're on TV and you don't like criticism, get a normal job earning 10% of the pay. Otherwise, just deal with it. Or get off Twitter.
My hobbit friend moved to the Biscay region of Spain. I now call him Bilbao Baggins
RT if you're wearing a ribbon in your hair #shittytweetclub
This disabled kid on BGT is a real life Jimmy off South Park. Funny as well
Ace Ventura 2, classic film
Faster than Bolt, stronger than Schwarzenegger, more desirable than Casanova. Modest