@feliciaday *ahem* I think you'll find that badminton is the sport for SUPER cool people...

Fact: A shooting star is someone driving off Rainbow Road.

MEEPMEEP MEEPMEEP MEEP // MEEPMEEPMEEPMEEP MEEPMEEP MEEP // MEEPMEEP MEEPMEEP MEEP #haiku @beakermeeps

"It's such a good day outside!" *shuts window and curtains*

I've always been against filling animals with helium but hey, whatever floats your goat.

Life's too short for matching socks.

What's a card game you play while watching Fruits Basket? Kyo-pio! #sopiojokes #obscureanimereferences

“@luketk1: elims1 @anniperrot @chdav7 pre drinking....  http://instagr.am/p/Vhtvn_B2fx/ ”

What do you call someone else's cheese? NACHO CHEESE! #badjokes

Two melons were in love. One said to the other, "Lets run away and get married!" The other said, "I'm sorry, but I cantaloupe!"

ONE TWO THREE FOUR I'M FROM LON-DON

"GREATER GOOD? I AM YOUR WIFE! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE *EVER* GONNA GET!"

What's a card game that Barney Stinson plays? Bro-pio! (Just for you, @biscuitstealer!) #sopiojokes

Blue hair again, yay! <3

My interactions on twitter are just @ivanmcbastard and @gingerjade93 favouriting/retweeting everything.

I'm about to spend the last of my money on cigarettes and alcohol #downwardspiral

So I can't stop listening to Still Into You by Paramore thanks to @gingerjade93...

@zephbluelight  http://24.media.tumblr.com/88ccb25b889cbf25e36f24cab20c87e3/tumblr_mjbnve1wXY1qcn29no1_500.gif …

Jim Sturgess, just get in my pants. #unf

#motherfuckingshit is now the official hashtag for results day.