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Love don't pay the bills.
Can't wait for the iphone 5.. I've been saving up.. For a gun so I can rob your iphone 5..
Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face..
People with religious stickers on there cars drive like faggets.
Raping people with candy canes ain't funny.
Unzip my zipper with your teeth so I know it's real.
Ladies, if I don't throw up from looking at you, I'd put my dick in you.
Ladies it's your responsibility to shave your mustache.
I'm gonna sit really far up on the toilet seat and leave some streak marks for your bitch ass.
Fuck a job, today I'm in a 'were actually out of that' kinda mood.