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Jesus Christ, somebody on Breaking Bad needs to grow some hair.

Happy Thanksgiving!

I have to remember I am the toothfairy, and I must not fall asleep.

I am proud to call @manspeaker a friend. I admire his accountability and tenacity. He will make a great Topeka councilman. #topcity6

Uh oh. Serving my ex our divorce papers right after he watched "Inception" may have been cruel. Or brilliant.

RT @mattgassen Great. Now let's get out of Afghanistan,end interventionism,rebuild the economy, say NO to drones,end surveillance intrusions

I'm sorry, people who are not tweeting about the #debate. I can't read your shit right now.

Obama wasn't the one who wasn't reaching across the aisle, fucker! #Romney #Debate

I'm loving Nova's Finding Life Beyond Earth not only because I'm learning so much, but it put my wound up kids right to sleep. #NOVA

@colincurtisks Democrats for Brownback?! More like, Switch Your Party, Assholes.

"Religious Freedom" rally at the Capitol today. If only Christians realized they already make up 90% of the country...

THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS! RT @brett4ks Cut taxes > bring businesses to KS > Increase revenue > More money towards education! #ksleg #ksed

I am not even remotely excited about this win. The Artist. #Oscars

Angelina Jolie: GROSS. #Oscars

Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

The Cowardly Lion is such a fucking baby.

Things I learned in kindergarten today: it is motherfucking hard to be five.

I hate people who want better education for their children but refuse to pay more taxes. Not all our taxes pay for abortions. Idiots.

The Matrix Revolutions is on TV. I'm really only in it for Monica Bellucci's tits though.