Waking up from a nap in the evening and assuming its the next morning

#thingsthatlastlongerthandimatteo a time period when you can't hear police sirens in croydon

“@weirdhorse: We are never, ever, ever, trotting fast together” @clairen_h

"well done phillip" "thank you gary"

there's a guy on my tram who at first glance looks "hard", on closer inspection he's listening to fight for this love by cheryl cole

I wanna go back to wireless festival

"@uberfacts: The average person wakes up about 6 times every night." I'm not the average person

Gunna look like an actual nerd at school today, ginger hair, glasses and braces. Now all I need is the spots.

omg http://t.co/n7QFxzup

I love you arsenal

Mmmmm harry!! #takemeout

Uptown girl just came on my ipod on the tram, resisting the urge to break in to a dance right now

just seen 3 consecutive tweets with 'fuck off' in them

Mine and @rhiannaobrien elbow licking contest has been postponed again due to the fact everyones wearing jumpers and blazers :'(

Walking to the shop looking like a spaz pulling faces cos its so cold

having to break it to your current other half that you're moving on to someone else #bebomemories

I don't give a BEEP keep looking at my BEEP- good old pussycat dolls

Love when twitter favourites random tweets and makes me look like a right twat

ah god, hate to say this but think frankie may grow on me #cbb

#randomformerfootballers marc overmars