I just sneezed & my nose stud flew out & hit the lady next to me.. Never apologised so much in all my days! Awks

#twittermemories when jade hayden changed her name to JadeMusicWorld to honour John's twitter, couldnt change it back & panicked.

"I'm in my secret location..I can't talk loudly because I'm in my house and everyone will hear" - one of my fave #JohnQuotes

I miss seevic so much :( such hilarious times at that place

If Romney wins, good luck America

I'm 18 & I'm lonely in bed at 9 on a Friday night. Idk man I didn't sign up for this

your fans, in general, annoy me so much @justinbieber.

NO WAY LOL #AbLisa http://twitpic.com/2o4mvk

I miss Hannah's pretty face, Jade hanging out taking pics, Elise getting stressed at nothing/everything, Sam's laugh, & Neha's sarcasm :( ♥

Q:ok then u have a vagina fringe ? A:you do realise this wasnt anon dont you? http://4ms.me/cENR2v

Why am I so unnecessarily nice to people who just aren't back?!

thinking it'd be a top joke & spice up my evening, I bibbed at a guy whilst driving home from work tonight & he swore & started chasing me!

"offer from ....uni!!!!!" seems to have taken over the classic "passed my driving test!!!!" as most common Facebook status #argh

Why is John allowed out?? RT @leighwonderland: Me and Jedward a few weeks back lol! They're funny boys! :-) http://twitpic.com/4tf1tt

'never regret anything because at one point it was exactly what you wanted'

@hannahbasx @elisegracex girls remember when I rang up mcd's saying I didn't want cheese in my burger & Elise is allergic & having a fit ha

And I wonder if I ever cross your mind?

Cosy in bed but do wish my @bernbowyer was here :( #gay #cringe #couple soz

Been in a great mood all day, can this continue please?

Love people who have 'read' turned on for iMessage 😀