Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I don't care who you are, I'll probably try to teach you how to twerk tonight
What major will get me on the fast track to angel investing
Brb twerking my problems away
"Is my face more like a heart shape or an oval or what" is probably the only thing I need to know that I didn't learn in kindergarten
The more Notre Dame stuff I wear, the more likely we are to win, right? I'm pretty sure that's how sports work
I don't want to be considered a hero because I inspire people, I want to be one because I can fly and shoot lasers out of my eyes
My childhood was greatly affected by the fact that Uncle Jesse in Full House changed his last name mid-show and no one ever talked about it
Debartolo? More like DePARTYlo, amirite?
Just kidding, this sucks.