“@robdelaney: I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, "people."”

“@swag6thgrader: HARLEM SHAKE AT SCHOOL TODAY. I HOPE I TOUCH A BUTT.”

“@ambielynne13: Lolz people at our school #repost pic.twitter.com/AkHl9BZ7iJ”

“@chrisseufert91: If you're not crazy i don't trust your creativity”

Dave Matthews has a lot of songs where he just throws in something about a monkey.

“@yoyoha: 1.Write what you think is a funny tweet
2.Watch it underperform
3. Convince yourself you don't care what people think
4.Delete it”

Waiting 7 hours per text is my fave, really keeps me on edge.

So would it be creepy to tell someone they have very attractive hands

And did that make any sense?

I just had a dream inside a dream and it was the kewliest

“@awesomepplpics: The Beatles having a pillow fight pic.twitter.com/oMXmEQ0oli”

“@chrisseufert91: Ke$ha looks like if heroine was a person”

Ch. 5 Vocab:
-paramecium
-splooge
-sploosh
-moose dookie
-gayfer
-bitchass
-narwhal
-booty ass hoe
There ya go ur welcome.

I don't understand how close minded people grow or change or learn at all. Maybe they don't.

Today I got called disgusting for being diabetic. That doesn't even offend me, I'm just thoroughly confused as to how it makes any sense.

And that sums up my love life

Edgar Allan NO

I think the writers of Skins compete to see who can make the most vulgar script then they make that one into an episode.

Sometimes when I don't do anything to my hair I look like I belong in a boy band. Specifically Hanson.

What came first, the chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin?