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@jessicavalenti "Kind of want a gif of my crazy ovary hands." Here you go: http://t.co/itAxCYvX
@fieldnotesbrand Added "wedding vows" to its list of uses this weekend #FieldNotes pic.twitter.com/plWRDNQqOq
So we spent a billion dollars to confirm Mars looks like Arizona. Can we send Jan Brewer and Joe Arpaio up there?
@mike_ftw Content Strategy. That's just a fancy way to say "Invoice Padding," right? #kidding
@zeldman Inre: "In Hell Adam Sandler will have to live all the parts he gave Rob Schneider." Without him, Rob would be working at Sea World.
Rudy Guliani: for those people who always wondered what a redneck Italian looks like.
if you have a basket on your bike and you're not a chick, it better always have a 12 pack in it
Okay now I'm definitely gonna read Kelly's book “@jenwytenus: ..I'm daydreaming about a stripper washing semen off @kellyoxford 's elbow.”
I think we should re-name Friday "bourbon at work day" then I wouldn't feel like I'm doing something wrong.
"@kitchenaidusa I personally apologize for the offensive tweet sent earlier." Send me a free blender and it's all good. A red one.
@dolface I ate refrigerated, leftover gravy once, thinking it was mashed potatoes, so, yeah.
okay http://t.co/k7ABw6ZY RT @sbellelauren happy birthday @imaliwaller please send her pics of you humping a fire hydrant she loves that
And you're Darth Vader with a ferret helmet RT @realdonaldtrump Rick Perry is a good guy who had a really tough evening @rickperry
you guys don't need to tweet for about an hour because I'm having pizza for lunch, so nothing else matters. #pizza #bitches
You guys that talking dog on the #Today show isn't saying "I love you," he's saying "cats are homos" how is everyone not hearing that?
Sure wish I knew of a good hosted website solution. If only one of the podcasts I listen to would give me a suggestion.
I have an awesome set of tools.
