I'll make you a deal: if you're wrong on the Rapture, we get gay marriage.

It's like @toddakin is screwing the GOP even though they asked him not to. There should be a word for that.

I hope at the #DNC Betty White interviews Romney's tax returns.

Christie talks about Christie. Rubio talks about Rubio. Romney talks about Armstrong. Eastwood talks to a chair. This is your #RNC2012.

A week ago we mourned 26 gun deaths. In the next 6 days, 112 more died from guns. #Newtown is every day.  http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/crime/2012/12/gun_death_tally_every_american_gun_death_since_newtown_sandy_hook_shooting.html … cc:@20children

Deaths in 9/11: 2,996.
Deaths in Iraq (March '03 - current): 4,488.
US gun deaths in 2009: 31,347.
A fucking outrage.

Elect a Constitutional Law professor, get a constitutional law.

Whoa. Can we put the "new model?" question to rest? RT @hypebot: Amanda Fucking Palmer Passes $1 Million On Kickstarter http://t.co/jnfILpm9

A list of every national politician currently taking money from the NRA:  http://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/toprecips.php?id=D000000082&cycle=2012 …

The good news is, no undecided voter could possibly sit through this.

You don't know much about liberals. RT @natebell4ar I wonder how many Boston liberals spent the night wishing they had an AR-15?

This politics thing is cool. Apparently, you can just say whatever the fuck you want.

Remember 3 hours ago when you thought your own stupid problems were important?

This is a man who knows bankruptcy. RT @realdonaldtrump Obamacare will bankrupt our country and lead to socialized medicine.

Dick Clark is dead, but many Dicks are still alive: Cheney, Armey, Van Dyke, Vitale, Ted Nugent…

Ultimately it's just very evident that Romney has been preparing for this for 3 months and Obama has been preoccupied with his day job.

BREAKING: MYSPACE PAYS $14,000 + PAST-DATE EASTER CANDY FOR CAFE PRESS.

Elizabeth Warren releases an It Gets Better video. As @ryannewyork points out, it sure will once she's in the Senate. http://t.co/OiYBNdPO

How come no one talks about the dream where MLK shows up to his 7th-grade math test in a tutu?

Suddenly Daltrey's freaky hairless orange torso isn't so terrifying.
#KanyesKilt