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Talk shit about @andrewbreitbart & you might get a cute, fuzzy little retard yapping at your heels about it. Collect them all! #TwitterGames
The opposite of laughter is not crying, it's that noise that comes out when you try to watch a Disney Channel sitcom.
Obamacare will cost the American taxpayer hundreds of millions of trillions of dollars, according to one guy at Denny's.
Doctor: "And what is his name?" Mrs. Gaddafi (eating a peanut butter sandwich) : "Muammar."
sonic the hedgehog, please take me away from all my worries and problems and ease my tension *plays sonic* wow you suck at this, sonic
A Dora The Explorer RP account whose sole purpose seems to be sexting with one 36-year-old guy: @realdoramarquez
@jellyjive You're gay? omg I thought you just liked penis like how fat people like a sports team.