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RT if you are a cat.
1 in 5 kids will experiment with dubstep. #DARE
The opposite of laughter is not crying, it's that noise that comes out when you try to watch a Disney Channel sitcom.
All the babies on #Rugrats look like they were beaten with hammers.
Obamacare will cost the American taxpayer hundreds of millions of trillions of dollars, according to one guy at Denny's.
Doctor: "And what is his name?" Mrs. Gaddafi (eating a peanut butter sandwich) : "Muammar."
sonic the hedgehog, please take me away from all my worries and problems and ease my tension *plays sonic* wow you suck at this, sonic
Ah, nothing like a nice Coke. *cracks open a Sprite*
"Fuck that 10 year old kid because FOOTBALL!!!" - Penn State
Hollywood smells like an outhouse.
#MoreAppealingThanObama2ndTerm Dave Chappelle 1st Term
"Over 9000 penises" - Oprah Winfrey #NeverForget
Man, fuck the #GoldenGlobes. *turns on the Golden Globes*