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On a scale from Gilmore Girls to Tiny Furniture, how are things with your mom lately?
fun fact: if you get high and listen to belle and sebastian on metro north it's like you're in an indie rom com
"Wow, NyQuil, you're even more disappointing than my father" is a thing I actually said out loud just now between hacking coughs.
The Big Bang Theory and The Newsroom just shouldn't.
On a scale from Prohibition in theory to Prohibition in action, how drunk will I get today to stand being around my family?
The "The Rent Is Too Damn High" guy is outside the restaurant I am sitting in. This is the greatest day of my life.
If you're not watching Orange Is the New Black I don't know what you're doing with your life
EAT ME OUT, MONTREAL
I fucked Skrillex
sext: let me direct your play
What insightful arguments you have for telling me I don't deserve rights!
Catholic drinking game: drink every time someone's name is Anthony or Joseph
current mood: Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You