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Shitty people make strong people think they're weak and I hate it
What an absolutely beautiful day
Also what the fuck is up with a soy drink at Starbucks being worth my life savings?
I'm going to bed hungry tonight to train my body for my post-post-secondary life of extreme poverty.
Thanks, education system.
Remember the time I was at the clinic sick as a dog yesterday, probs smelling like death, and the hottest guy ever walked in? That was fun.
Typical me. Taking something stupid and letting my brain make it into something huge and ridiculous. #classicemily
Remind me again why anyone gives a flying fuck about anything Kristen Stewart does. Cause I'm at a loss.
Just slapped myself in the face with a blanket... Why did that feel so demeaning?
Can everyone do us a favour and just fucking unbunch their damn panties today? Please and thank you.
All anyone wants is to feel like they matter to someone who matters to them right?
Go commando in a sun dress. Just do it.
Are girls really complaining because their boyfriends don't treat them like princesses? Seriously?
Twitter's dirty tonight.
Well done, guys.
I'm so vain I probably though that tweet was about me...
Seems like a lot of people are having nights tonight like I did last night... #itwillpass #waitfortheswing
I still miss it
Technology: finding out a package has been delivered to me before I even open my front door to check the mail
Feels like spring today y'all!
I forgot how VCRs sound like they're gonna explode when you re-wind a tape... 😳