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Me and @mattytalks listening to 90s dubstep (or rap as they use to call it. He LOVES old music cause he's like 22) http://t.co/L71dIa3F
Looks like i get to drink beers with @mattytalks and listen to him talk about how gay his dick is
@mattytalks whipped out his doughy Jew tits & promptly ordered a margarita He dubbed tonight his "coming out party" pic.twitter.com/1OcoeviL
Casual sexy day at the bar for @mattytalks pic.twitter.com/ULkPqL2O
I had the opportunity to hang out with @mattytalks @dudehugs and @rare_basement tonight and I still couldn't give a shit
If @mattytalks we're in a Christmas commercial, he'd still be be a fat Jewish piece of shit and ruin your day
Now @mattytalks is shouting "no" and weeping as the managers escort us out of the handicapped stall. Apparently "this is not the VIP"...
I just want to talk to someone intelligent about corporate tax laws
@mattytalks wore two pairs of socks in his pants tonight which means one girl spoke to him accidentally #helloladies
"I came to drink beer and wear sleeves.... And it looks like I'm all out of sleeves" *kisses his biceps* - @mattytalks
Hanging with twitter celeb @mattytalks. We need tit pics ASAP.
@mattytalks was the second shitter on the grassy knoll
@rigamarock @mattytalks told me to wrap him up like a burrito in my down comforter and cover him in sauces
@cakemittens if by "good at sexting" you mean sitting next to me saying "nice" to everyone walking past... Then yeah... He's real good.
@mattytalks thanks. Show me your tits
@robdelaney don't listen to @mattytalks . He's just trying to get you to titty fuck him.
@mattytalks @rigamarock @mstaracate stop acting like the god damn teens you are and kiss me.
@mattytalks @kaitlin_hollin never an alpaca... Always this guy... pic.twitter.com/qKURAeVM
@mattytalks gut has already crossed into 2013. Happy new year you fat piece of shit
@mattytalks for the record, I'd never try to "slide in" on someone who's quoted Dane cook and a home alone 2 parody twitter all night.
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