Ghost Riding The Whip #RejectedOlympicEvents

#ObamaSpeechIn4Words hi im obama lol

theres a 'life goal' in the sims three that is 'become friends with 15 dogs'

dog trivial pursuit only contains the question 'who's a good boy'

breaking bad is just one long "how them duke boys gonna get out of this one"

what if romney just never concedes starts acting like hes president

i pronounce gif as 'shut the fuck up'

i also exclusively express arousal through rick ross grunts

the secret to writing is learning to keep going on even though every fibre of your being hates what you're churning out

#ARealBoyfriend Is deeply fascinated by the length of his own arm hair. "Check this out" he says. "Look at this."

'just give it to pixar do you think i watch cartoons you idiot'

rip spiderman he ate a spider and died thats irony for you

the thing about the airbud sequels is everyone knows hes great at sports so its less an underdog story than air bud just dominating everyone

#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue maybe a shot some bullets maybe i shoot stop bullets. what if bullets arent real. you gonna bet they aren.t punk

breaking news death is certain

the definition of insanity is quoting that 'definition of insanity' quote and expecting people to find it an insightful contribution

"Are Animated Gifs a Type of Cinema?" welcome to hell

you ever listen to a podcast and are like 'damn ive seen more movies than this guy' and then you feel your muscles and wow they're so big

Opinions About Batman #RejectedOlympicEvents

What if it turns out we were the ancient aliens all this time.