I just cried at a "Breaking Amish" commercial so if anyone is wondering what rock bottom feels like hit me up

It's my dog Dexter's birthday today. He'll probably celebrate today like any other, by eating everything he sees and laying there

Really banking on @angelareighard's career taking off because my plan is to essentially be the Gayle to her Oprah

& we'll keep moving FORWARD! So proud of my little swing state. #FourMoreYears

To Kill a Mockingbird. The obvious choice for a Father's Day movie because no father has ever been greater than Atticus Finch

American Idol needs to die a painful death

This is absolutely unfathomable and so heartbreaking. My thoughts and prayers are with the children & families in Connecticut

Jim attempts to drive around Athens... What happens? Oh we just accidentally insert ourselves into a Veterans' Day parade............ #help

Honored to have voted for the first time for @barackobama #Forward2012

Everyone needs to know that there is a wolf tied to a truck outside of a McDonalds in West Virginia right now

Attempting to cook for like 30 high schoolers....... lol I hope they like terrible food and most likely food poisoning

On days like today I genuinely feel bad for people who don't go to OU 🐱💚☀

You know you love me. xoxo, gossip girl

Im standing at the grounds where Blake Lively got married and obviously it is the most gorgeous place ever 👸

I wonder what it would be like to be a normal, functioning adult & not blow every single penny I ever earn on useless things from Target

Sometimes you just have to wear shirts from Justice

I like Miley's new song.............................. I'm not sure what kind of person that makes me but it is what it is

Confused as to what Netflix is doing here but I think I'm just gonna roll with it pic.twitter.com/k65czabh8H

Sisters are really, really great until they steal your clothes without asking & then they become the absolute worst people in the world

Being stupid presents many challenges but finals week is probably the greatest one