Has anyone told Santorum that if he wins in 2012 he will just be "President" not "Earth Jesus"?

Please see Hangover 2 this weekend. We need to show Hollywood that we support male leads and male casts in comedies!!

@gaiuscharles @scottporter If Friday Night Lights was about a girls' high school B-ball team: http://t.co/0Ka3OuWj

When will they finish that documentary about the paper company in Scranton? They should have enough footage now to put something together.

My family always celebrates Superbowl the night before.

If Friday Night Lights was about girls high school b-ball:
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@dcpierson @boomboomhiller @drewdroege @tara_copeland &more!

Magic Bag show at #smodcastle tonight with me, @joshcomers @peteholmez @elizaskinner @eugcordero @dcpierson and just added @marcmaron

I can't believe they had to open schools 2 hrs late today to plow all the Arrested Development related jizz off the streets.

You know where all the Ska fans went? They all go to Burlesque shows now.

Target refused to take my shirt back today because I didn't have the receipt and I wore it 3 times. Hello?! Anonymous!! Get on this!

I hope this is the St Patrick's Day that Cheers finally beats Gary's.

I would be so embarrassed if Michelle Obama ever found out how many of her emails I delete without reading.

Is that a cat or a baby outside? Either way I'm getting the potato gun...

My "white" guilt just prevented me from ordering the "white" American cheese at the deli.

"That is great that Johnny Depp is playing Tonto!! Wow so happy for him!!" -no Native American actor

#joewagner the original sand hanitizer!!!!

Glad all the old timey people from the opening credits of Cheers are getting work again being the old timey people on ecards.

@ritawilson great job on E Street Radio! Loved the mix of Bruce and Patti.

When I roll cat hair off my husband's shirt, I like to pretend I am Mr. Bates and he is Lord Grantham. WE HAVE FUN DON'T WE??!!!

I can hear a kid crying because its light outside and they have to go to bed. BEING A GROWN UP IS AWESOME!! I'M STILL OUTSIDE!!