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I really need to get these kittens a laser pointer. Their PowerPoint presentations would be so much more effective then.
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Have moved littrbox to ma bathrm. Weirdest thing ever: Me and the boys ALL PEEING AT THE SAME TIME just now. Srsly. Whacked.
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O sweet kitty, gently licking my eyelids, nose and mouth: Straight up - when's the last time u lickd ur bum?
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Masturbating with a kitten audience of two, thisclosetotheaction and intent on every move? More awkward than I would have thought.
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My expensive bag of ktn food says that "a healthy cat is lean and athletic." Shyeah, like I was really going to overfeed them at that price.
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Things ktnz shouldn't be allowed to play with and/or lose: USB flash drives. Containing work files.
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Work typo: We will conslut with the public. (Right on. I'm all for some conslutting with the public.)
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I really must remember that if I give the ktnz food to play with, it will end up under furniture. Rotting. Grapes? Especially poor choice.
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Every time I start a new blog I marvel that Blogger continues to allow me to create them... http://bit.ly/2pCPQ2
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Know what I really love? That moment when the smoke detector in another apartment in my buildling suddenly stops beeping.
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I don't remember any of my other cats pooping so much. There should be a daily poop limit on cats. None would be good.
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The thing I really hate about having 2 ktnz: The ongoing litterbox maintenance necessary in a home with no basement.
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Ktn#1 has just discovered what he believes is the motherload of potable water: My toilet. No words.
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