@kumailn He doesn't have to be pro-rape. He said he'd laugh if a woman were gang raped in front of him. A rapist in his audience heard that.

WHOA. RT @aynw: Wait. Bikini Bottom is beneath the Bikini Atoll? So Spongebob and friends are the results of atomic testing? MIND BLOWN.

Blowjobs for flowers, amirite? fellas? @anildash #imaginethemeeting

Again: if you have never been a woman confronting a group of men who are behaving offensively, you do not get to deride those who don’t.

BOOM. Registered. See you in May, my friends. #MaxFunCon

@feminazgul Oh my god, people who like to abuse power are drawn to positions of arbitrary power? YOU DON'T SAY!

@joshualeecoss Not Twittre? #CanadaDayFunFacts

Getting Crafty and Pub Quiz. Happy happy! #maxfuncon

I am going to have breakfast with @tinysubversions and @q0rt on Sunday! #goodthings @scatx

Last night at bedtime, my 2.5yo son asked me to snuggle him and told me that he loved me and that we were friends. #goodthings @scatx

@emmastory Me, before I clicked: “Please be girls rubbing heads. Please be girls rubbing heads.”

Me, after: “Yessssssss”

@sideshowmel A friend discovered you can buy wolf urine on Amazon and clicking that link ruined my recommendations for a while.

Yinz get weird in the middle of the night. #catchingup #latenighttwitter

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is just such a goddamned good album.

#fifteenagain #moody #oneofthosedays

@coldshouldered @snijglau @relaxatorium The people demand your exquisite attention to detail, Dave Larry.

I went to kickboxing class.

I did not throw up. That was an accomplishment.

Ow.

Two days ago: a witch speaks RT @inturnaround: Somewhere, in a better alternate universe, there’s a new episode of Veronica Mars on tonight.

@relaxatorium @sideshowmel My toddler is a white male. I’m doomed.

I swear to god, my mom is reading my 2yo a book over Skype called “Dragons Love Tacos.” This is amazing and wonderful. #whaaaaaat

OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. REACTION GIFTS ON COMMAND. RT @hoffm Make your Vine into a GIF:  http://www.gifvine.co/  (via @ga)