There have been 1,004 episodes in the Law & Order franchise. You can't tell me there's not ONE real murderer in there somewhere.

@senatorbegich that A rating from the NRA won't get you into heaven. you're a disgrace of a democrat and public servant.

At the beginning of The Office pilot there should've been a black screen that said everyone was dead and this is found footage

I am so fucking over the 2nd Amendment. Can we please have a candidate is brave enough to say I DON'T CARE THAT YOU LIKE GUNS

New Study: Depression Linked With Existence

i hate not watching a show that literally everyone on the internet watches

@mindykaling @bjnovak @traceywigfield sounds like mindy is not #lovinit

wonder if facebook has an algorithm for when i'm going to die

@michaelianblack if nothing bad ever happens again i think that makes you God

totally unnecessary Paul Feig scene

The universe is coming to get you, Jay Leno.

@chelseavperetti i'm down if we're talking like mayoral elections and like city council

If you watch GIRLS and not Parks and Rec, I'm done with you.

Accidentally said mcnuggets at burger king i'm mcmortified

Imagine joe biden talking to jay-z

Nora's Secret by Frank Rich http://t.co/37ejdjt8 -beautiful and heartbreaking all over again

.@vulture she makes a lot of valid points, but I think gossip and reality tv are social cancers, and it's not because I hate women.

@robdelaney yeah it's really weird and not funny

@aplusk how can you be so vocal about ending sex trafficking and say something that stuuuuuuppppiiiiiddddddd

@danharmon also you should marry Erin.