Oh my word. Maple syrup is trending just because @justinbieber said it. This is ridiculous.

The release of "The Hunger Games" is so close that I can smell the burnt bread Peeta gives Katniss.

Can I just sleep for like twenty years? Please?

Today, we lost a hardworking and dedicated man who was truly a genius. RIP Steve Jobs. Thank you for EVERYTHING.

Every time someone says "YOLO," God kills a kitten. The choice is yours.

I just really want someone to love me as much as Kanye West loves Kanye West.

Osama Bin Laden's death has me scared for our nation. If it was at the hands of the US, I feel we are in extreme danger an an attack.

Season two of "My Life as Liz" is happening...Excuse me while I happy dance.

....Why am I at Oakville right now?

Am I more than you bargained for yet?

Do you ever get the urge to just listen to "Dark Blue" by Jack's Mannequin and appreciate the perfection? Yeah.

If prom is nothing like the music video for "Dance, Dance," I want a redo.

I liked fun. before "We Are Young." #hipsterproblems

Pretty stoked that I found my old Jonas pins. Adding one to my work lanyard. #noregrets

I'm kind of over Pottermore... #betauserproblems

"Look, I'm in a sorority! How do you do the 'blood' sign?" - @jaywonderland

ROUGH GAME. Still love the Blues. But rough ass game.

The release of "The Hunger Games" is so close that I just got stung by a Tracker Jacker.

"You were drag racing...in a Prius?" "I don't win a lot."

I have the biggest crush on Andy Samberg.