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We are all just energy floating about the universe but you still need to use your turn signal motherfucker.
I am ashamed of who Netflix thinks I am.
"If you need me, I'll be over here wondering why my career's stalled out while dicking around on the internet." - Everyone
Life hack: if you sit in a cafe and move your lips a little while writing down lyrics to any song, it looks like you have a job.
Sucks how Scientology made believing in aliens sound crazy.
Weird. Facebook just told me I'd reached my maximum number of Joshes.
Before this goes any further I want you to know I'm not naturally bald on my legs.
Ate a carb and I'm fucking panicking.
I always read "Sent from my iPad" as "Sent from my champagne-filled Lamborghini!"
The only thing that would make True Detective better is if it could reach out and choke me a little bit.
If I don't have eyelash extensions and nail art am I a man?
Funny how people who don't let you in on the freeway are the same way with their hearts.
"I THINK YOU ARE FUCKING INSANE and I share a lot of your traits." - the basic premise behind all holiday depression
20-somethings: there does come a time when you don't worry about $ anymore. And then you do & then you don't & then you do & then you die.
When you search, "Is mayonnaise paleo?" google throws a rock at your face.
Happy 5th of July: the day our founding fathers woke up hungover and could NOT remember what they meant by "all men" or "created equal."
Nelson Mandela died today & every person I pass in the streets of Los Angeles has a look in their eyes that says, "is this scarf too much?"
Jaguar: when you want a car that says, "My kids get nothing when I die."
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