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A man shot and killed another man in front of his 4 year old daughter and, like, he MIGHT lose his job.
My day started with Cute Barista Gentleman asking if I worked as a security guard, so I think the door has closed on that one.
I bought flowers from the downtown flower market so I THINK my personal romantic comedy just started? Can't wait!
I just learned hair dye doesn't react well with a sunburnt scalp. Hey, idiots who hurt themselves setting off fireworks: I finally get you.
What happens to the people who watch a YouTube tutorial and still can't do the thing? Where is our home?
It's 4/20 and this Lyft driver is blasting Age of Aquarius? Feels on-the-nose, but in an unexpected way. ✌️
Preteens kissing VERY loudly throughout the 6:25pm showing of "Bad Words" in Glendale. Good for them. Good for them.
Asked an online ModCloth stylist about the measurements of a dress and if she thinks it will fit me if I "stop eating salt for awhile."
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