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Preteens kissing VERY loudly throughout the 6:25pm showing of "Bad Words" in Glendale. Good for them. Good for them.
Guy at Target wearing shirt that says "Fuck Your Pomeranian" and it's like, hey, there's verb confusion.
I've now lived in LA long enough that I can handle Chipotle's hottest salsa, but not so long that I've stopped going to Chipotle.
I just pretended I was making pasta for a lot of people but then I ate it all myself. Is that role-playing?
I just hope everyone who is "waiting" for me to accept their LinkedIn invitation isn't, like, "waiting"...
Twitter recommended I follow Dairy Queen. It should already know I would follow Dairy Queen anywhere.
In a monogamous relationship with my electric blanket. We're very happy, send us gifts?
My form of rebellion is still occasionally using apricot face scrub when it has been repeatedly recommended that I stop.
Everyone in this Coffee Bean is Katie Holms.
Writer/Improviser/Lady. This Twitter account is not purposefully food-themed.