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Preteens kissing VERY loudly throughout the 6:25pm showing of "Bad Words" in Glendale. Good for them. Good for them.
Two MTV teen moms have named their baby "Nova." This deserves college-level anthropological analysis.
A lot of vague yet emotional social media activity from NYC improvisers so I have to assume Harold auditions happened?
I almost forgot that someone used the term "little urethra" in my sketch class tonight. Not in a script, but as a person.
Guy at Target wearing shirt that says "Fuck Your Pomeranian" and it's like, hey, there's verb confusion.
I've now lived in LA long enough that I can handle Chipotle's hottest salsa, but not so long that I've stopped going to Chipotle.
I just pretended I was making pasta for a lot of people but then I ate it all myself. Is that role-playing?
Just received a sexual message from a man named "TaintHawk" so brb working on that Target registry! ❤️
If I learned anything from my ex, it's that love can incapacitate logic and also the back of a spoon spreads stuff better than a knife FYI.
I just hope everyone who is "waiting" for me to accept their LinkedIn invitation isn't, like, "waiting"...
What a difference! Since I started using the SleepCycle app, I've been waking up feeling cockier about using the SleepCycle app!
I'm doing this thing where I pretend water has caffeine. It is NOT working.
The single most exciting thing to happen to me recently is I learned Schwan's still exists. So yeah. LA is going well.
Writer/Improviser/Lady. A Minnesotan in LA. This Twitter account is not purposefully food-themed.
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