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Preteens kissing VERY loudly throughout the 6:25pm showing of "Bad Words" in Glendale. Good for them. Good for them.
A lot of vague yet emotional social media activity from NYC improvisers so I have to assume Harold auditions happened?
Guy at Target wearing shirt that says "Fuck Your Pomeranian" and it's like, hey, there's verb confusion.
I've now lived in LA long enough that I can handle Chipotle's hottest salsa, but not so long that I've stopped going to Chipotle.
I just pretended I was making pasta for a lot of people but then I ate it all myself. Is that role-playing?
If I learned anything from my ex, it's that love can incapacitate logic and also the back of a spoon spreads stuff better than a knife FYI.
I just hope everyone who is "waiting" for me to accept their LinkedIn invitation isn't, like, "waiting"...
Hi, @diablocody! I'm a MPLS screenwriter living in LA and Kickstarting for a short film set in MN/WI. Possible RT? https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1335342841/cross-stitch-a-short-film …
My mom taught me to use an earring as a toothpick in a pinch, which I just did, in a room full of people, alone. Happy Mother's Day!!
Twitter recommended I follow Dairy Queen. It should already know I would follow Dairy Queen anywhere.
In a monogamous relationship with my electric blanket. We're very happy, send us gifts?
My form of rebellion is still occasionally using apricot face scrub when it has been repeatedly recommended that I stop.
Everyone in this Coffee Bean is Katie Holms.
Writer/Improviser/Lady. This Twitter account is not purposefully food-themed.
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