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Preteens kissing VERY loudly throughout the 6:25pm showing of "Bad Words" in Glendale. Good for them. Good for them.
A lot of vague yet emotional social media activity from NYC improvisers so I have to assume Harold auditions happened?
Guy at Target wearing shirt that says "Fuck Your Pomeranian" and it's like, hey, there's verb confusion.
I've now lived in LA long enough that I can handle Chipotle's hottest salsa, but not so long that I've stopped going to Chipotle.
I just pretended I was making pasta for a lot of people but then I ate it all myself. Is that role-playing?
Just received a sexual message from a man named "TaintHawk" so brb working on that Target registry! ❤️
I almost forgot that someone used the term "little urethra" in my sketch class tonight. Not in a script, but as a person.
If I learned anything from my ex, it's that love can incapacitate logic and also the back of a spoon spreads stuff better than a knife FYI.
I just hope everyone who is "waiting" for me to accept their LinkedIn invitation isn't, like, "waiting"...
Two MTV teen moms have named their baby "Nova." This deserves college-level anthropological analysis.
The single most exciting thing to happen to me recently is I learned Schwan's still exists. So yeah. LA is going well.
Hi, @diablocody! I'm a MPLS screenwriter living in LA and Kickstarting for a short film set in MN/WI. Possible RT? https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1335342841/cross-stitch-a-short-film …
My mom taught me to use an earring as a toothpick in a pinch, which I just did, in a room full of people, alone. Happy Mother's Day!!
Twitter recommended I follow Dairy Queen. It should already know I would follow Dairy Queen anywhere.
Writer/Improviser/Lady. A Minnesotan in LA. This Twitter account is not purposefully food-themed.
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