Some of the greatest people I know are my dog.

I wonder how many peoples favorite bible verse is the one Quentin Tarantino wrote.

About to leave this party- "I have to go say bye to the dog."

In his 20s my grandpa was invading Normandy and killing Nazis. I, on the other hand, someday aspire to be in a cheese of the month club.

Hey, remember that one time I ate cereal everyday for 20 years?

No ones favorite song is "Intro"

and if you do have a British accent, are you my Watcher?

"You know what, why don't we just go around the table and say our names again?"- lines cut from Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Had to break things off with the puzzle. It just wasn't fun anymore.

Cool how no one at my job seems to mind that 100% of my input in any conversation about the NBA playoffs is Space Jam related.

Probably my greatest fear is having to rank stuff on the spot.

I love when dogs have human names or when humans have The Outsiders names.

I keep having this recurring nightmare that I'm in Michigan.

all first dates should be spent watching The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover.

The moon looks super Lars von Trier-y right now.

Thinking about making some changes in my workout. Turns out "existing" doesn't burn very many calories.

I wish we could all live in the 1970's depiction of "the future".

The cashier seemed worried. http://t.co/Mbv0Aa2r

Today I went to a pizza place and an ice cream shop & they BOTH had framed pictures of Kristin Bell hugging the owners, soooooo

How am I supposed to believe that you're a real college professor if you don't have a British accent?