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Driving a rental car is so weird. Imagining I am a woman traveling down the road of life in a 2009 Nissan Versa.
TV just taught me how Doritos are made. And I think to myself... what a wonderful world...
Coworker Sam, in reference to our new color printer: "Damn, that thing's got swagger in it, yo." Embarrassed for him/all of us.
Slowly changing all my social media headshots to pics of me NOT drunk/drinking. As Blink-182 would say, "I guess this is growing up"