Time to make Austin not just the live music capital of the world, but the SMANG CAPITAL OF THE WORLD @mohawkaustin @turquoisejeep

@cool_pond Pumpin up the jamz. Spiders don't have 6-packs they have 8-paks http://t.co/4IeGKFxC

If you're in Seattle & going to @fatherjohnmisty + Rose Windows at @stgpresents Neptune tonight, I am disgustingly envious of you.

@cool_pond We're gettin irre-pond-sible... and I like it http://t.co/7JOGaPmw

@chrisduncan I hope by "crazy older woman" you're referring to the episodes featuring insane Stacy Kessler, because those are CLASSIC "MM"

@emilyooo @tweetthehorn Yeahhh I meant to hashtag that one instead of use @. That account is an old fan handle. Oh well

@chrisduncan I have that exact thought... A lot.

Wine & cheese tasting with @antonellischz, @jordanwinery, and friends from @atxfoodblogs:  http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2013/03/25/wine-and-cheese-a-match-made-in-heaven/ … recap on @endlesssimmer!

Thank GOD RT @coolinaustin: It's officially sno-cone season in Austin! @snobeachatx opens for the season today, kicking off its 20th year.

Pre-SXSW party time this weekend: @airbnb's Homeroom Austin with free beer & snacks.  http://bit.ly/15gg9nA 

Driving a rental car is so weird. Imagining I am a woman traveling down the road of life in a 2009 Nissan Versa.

If this month were a movie, it'd be called "The Hunt for Red Jobtober" @whitd

TV just taught me how Doritos are made. And I think to myself... what a wonderful world...

Tennis, anyone? http://t.co/eUEvdhn0

Everyone at work is making fun of me for bringing just a can of peas for lunch :( Why can't they understand that I'm on the @tweenhobo diet?

Coworker Sam, in reference to our new color printer: "Damn, that thing's got swagger in it, yo." Embarrassed for him/all of us.

@tweenhobo I got an A+ for freestyle rapping a book report in jr high. I still harbor some wildly misguided ambitions thanks to that victory

Just thinkin of ya on this Pond Oriole day @cool_pond http://t.co/rMeweO9O

Hitting up the @coolinaustin show at DeVille tonight! Badass live jams + free beer = heaven. http://t.co/MtMmV9zO

Slowly changing all my social media headshots to pics of me NOT drunk/drinking. As Blink-182 would say, "I guess this is growing up"