@carlosthebeard I didnt have a tude. Youre just being grumpy.

Hey if I know you im drunk dialing you and singing.

Lauren suprised me with tickets to see lil wayne, rick ross and keri hilson tonight. Im kinda trerrified.

@bigbadblake http://t.co/TgTpsLm

The nurse I'm working with and her husband talking on the phone sound so much like me and @carlosthebeard #bayest

My boyfriend dipped his balls in ice cream for my amusement. #bestboyfriendever

When all of this around us falls, ill tell you what we're gonna do. You will shelter me, my love, and I will shelter you. @carlosthebeard

@qu4rtkn33 those words have actually left my mouth before. Shit gets spooky at 3.

currently dreaming about @carlosthebeard's beard. i want to sleep in it like a baby chick, warm and safe in a nest. he loves me, i love him