@rare_basement when I worked at Toys R Us a little kid found something and held it over his yelling "THIS IS WHAT I WANTED MY WHOLE LIFE!"

@barfcaptain "Listen to this, Niles, it's simply delightful! User HITLERPISS999 tweeted about killing a Croatian's horse! Piquant!"

God the LAPD is terrifying. Shooting, burning houses down, and they have no idea if it's the right person or not?

Protip: if you're watching cat videos on public computers, definitely full-screen that shit so the librarian behind you can watch too.

@verylemonade regular bisexual means liking everything but rap and country. Too bisexual means everything PLUS rap and country.

@rare_basement *looks sadly at Bird School diploma*

.@enter_username if you don't see how white people carving up a cake of a Black woman & laughing while it screams is part of white supremacy

Ass RT @dcdebbie "Only hookers need Planned Parenthood" says @glennbeck. http://huff.to/dXo2Jt Retweet if you disagree. #fem2 #prochoice

Hey remember having thoughts we didn't need to share immediately? Me neither.

Man, I guess it's easy for Wil Wheaton to say he's sick of men being dicks to women in gaming culture, but he still likes Penny Arcade?

.@enter_username then I really can't help you. It isn't like this is accidental.

@feminazgul oh my god you can literally pay them to be your friend. That sums up so much of what I've been thinking about their "community".

A crying toddler just literally said "a bloo-bloo" and I'm so glad I'm in the back so I don't have to pretend I'm not laughing.

RT @alt42: The Smithsonian just went angry old man on pop culture and it is awesome http://imgur.com/a/nvtpz Incoming viral meme in 3,2,1

Dying laughing & crying about Allie Brosh talking about depression. I didn't go so far but it was still exactly this  http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2013/05/depression-part-two.html …

Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be GrimDark

There needs to be a version of Civilization where the goal is to be friends. Civ VI: Friendship is Magic.

Guys the fact that someone recanted allegations of sexual abuse doesn't mean it didn't happen the way they originally said it did.

Tardis Butt paddle. Don't blame me. RT @shadesong: @muppetk  http://www.etsy.com/listing/110654431/dr-who-inspired-tardis-bdsm-paddle …

Denny's new The Hobbit-themed menu. All the names sound dirty.  http://bit.ly/POLtoK  "Gandolf's Gobble Melt," I mean really. via...