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My dentist today told me she's excited to go to New Orleans and she's wanted to go there ever since 9/11 and see Ground 0. God bless america
I liked you until you started liking me, now I'm bored.
Went and got my makeup done and now I look like a mermaid hooker
My parents keep a backup coffee machine ,in case you were wondering what our priorities were
Fuck you and your American Idol. Eurovision is a display of politics and shitty talent!
Castleton's new Forever21 is what heaven looks like I bet
My bank account hates me but my closet loves me
Greek yogurt is much likes its men, absolutely delicious!
If I were a hipster stripper my song would def be next girl by the black keys. But instead I'm a mainstream stripper & my family Hates me :(
Where I live it's usually the bigger the truck the smaller the brain..
The Olympics: The one time every couple of years where many Americans realize there are other countries in the world besides the USA
If fair week is the best week of your life then you've got some reevaluating to do
I'm probably going to get arrested for something I tweet on here one day
Obama is my favorite black president we've ever had!!
My whole life revolves around seeing how much I can get away with without getting arrested
Fellow females,sorry but Magic Mike looks like the stupidest movie.The plot is weak & honestly, those men are way too clean to be strippers
I don't like video games because what the FUCK is up with only one outfit choice?!??!