the most powerful man on earth is on our campus and people are complaining cause they gotta walk 5 more minutes to class 😑

sweet 2 foot tall spoiler, your honda civic must be like sooooooo fast

also the women at the salon are laughing at me in japanese and the only english words I've heard are "sugar daddy"

I would certainly hope so RT @breakingnews: Penn State to renovate showers, locker room where Jerry Sandusky abused boys - @ap

I guess lacrosse runs in the family 👍

"Daughtry tickets are on sale, I can't wait to go!" -Nobody

wait you're going to be drinking tonight?????? that's so cool!!!!!!!!

muck fichigan

#iGotNoRespectForYou if you get bored being sober

anyone who doesn't choose @adamlevine on @nbcthevoice is bat shit nuts

#IfTwitterWereHighschool nobody would be a leader because everyone would be a follower
#punny!!