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My mom is super excited about eating some "oswego" (asiago) cheese
I might be a pessimist, but the glass is usually empty (because I drank it all.)
Life is too short to make good decisions.
If you're american, and you're not watching warren buffett on wfyi right now, you should be.
The key to wooing women is calculated neglect
Kiss kiss bang bang in my pants #improvemovietitlesbyaddinginmypants
Live like you're dying