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Can't wait for the day people learn the difference between there/their/they're so we can tackle real issues like the use of "then" vs "than"
Mom just texted me asking what "popping Miley" is. I'm 99% sure she means Molly and I'm 100% sure we should not be having this conversation
I don't understand the point of curling your hair and wearing makeup when you're in sweatpants. EMBRACE THE SCRUB you could've slept longer!
The perfect woman would be made up of Beyonce's face, Beyonce's legs, Beyonce's hair, Beyonce's skin, Beyonce's body, and Beyonce's ass.
Shout out to the girl in the winter hat, winter boots, mittens, and SHORTS for being a complete dumbass.
Been there, done that. Lived it, OVER IT.
I got a "Rediscovering Catholicism" book in my stocking...LOL Santa you're so funny
When all else fails, just put a giant question mark over the entire paper and watch Netflix instead.
To the dude on the bus who just made fun of my cracked iPhone...YOU'RE LISTENING TO A WALKMAN. I'd say we're about even.
As I've grown up I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
TOP THE TATER
I know it's going to be a good day today because 1. It's snowing like a mofo and 2. I had cookies for breakfast
A friend who understands your tears and troubles is far more valuable than a hundred friends who only show up for your smiles and joys.
Twilight is still relevant. THAT is what's wrong with humanity.