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You have it good when you can say "bring me my gongs" and then somebody actually brings you gongs
how many times could the governor do a cop switch. How many different sets of cops does one state have
MIDI stands for Must I Die, Isabella. the inventor had to put his own heart in his synthesizer to make it work. Isabella was his mistress
I was gonna tweet about my new awl piece but then I saw this nathaniel p. piece. http://www.theawl.com/2015/02/a-friendly-race-with-my-pal-nate-p … pic.twitter.com/MkgmgCAZRw
earlier a writer for ATLANTIC MAGAZINE retweeted me and this resulted in zero new followers. old media is dead!!!
oh that chocohol you drink must be very good, but not as good as my brandy [i swirl my glass for ten minutes straight]
the key to good online security is the web clench. if you clench you will keep the hackers out
It makes sense that amazon, a company that seems friendly but is in fact reprehensible, would hire woody allen, a comedian who seems frien
the best filmic work of 2014 was the jeopardy tournament of champions. The second best was top of the lake. Thank you.
today was bad and tomorrow will be worse. Then comes 2015
lambs in prams is my latest idea for a tumblr if anybody’s interested
seeing kaguya has only further confirmed my belief that the moon is truly awful
Hey. Hey. Could you come over here for a second. Yeah hi i’m emmet. rod and sally’s son. Listen are these your gnats.
fuck sycamores. I'm tired if apologizing for those pieces of shit trees. sycamores are garbage and also pieces of shit
hi my names emmet I'm sleeping in a double bed with a 56yo man who last night got in bed then asked "so you have a girlfriend?" ask me anyth
Clandestine brand ambassador for how the wind feels on your cheek
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