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You have it good when you can say "bring me my gongs" and then somebody actually brings you gongs
how many times could the governor do a cop switch. How many different sets of cops does one state have
MIDI stands for Must I Die, Isabella. the inventor had to put his own heart in his synthesizer to make it work. Isabella was his mistress
fuck sycamores. I'm tired if apologizing for those pieces of shit trees. sycamores are garbage and also pieces of shit
hi my names emmet I'm sleeping in a double bed with a 56yo man who last night got in bed then asked "so you have a girlfriend?" ask me anyth
Make fewer things illegal and more things barely legal
need to reach Nas please help folks
My aim is always be the scariest boy in the barnyard
my job today is to replace the vowels with stars in words like fuck and shit. I hate all things
If anyone wants to follow me, feel free. don't think you need to ask permission
this is alien ant farm and you're listening to 94.3 FM The Brunge (brunge brunge brunge) at least one song with a bass solo _every hour_
hey man look at the big melons on that mule. they are not strapped to it very well and I fear they may fall and break. A tragedy unfolding
too busy with train simulators to tweet
I'm an old-fashioned man. my Irony Machine still runs on extremely dirty coal with little swastikas carved into it.
excuse me do you have any memory foam stroller models because Dressage, my baby boy, has *mouths the phrase "underdeveloped assbones"*
no man look it's just a dog I can stand up anytime and then the dog will hang off me like a backpack. his fur will feel good on my back
"Regina darling are those your cops or my cops on the coffee table"
rural estonia understands ramshackle. they get it.