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you lose an hour tonight but really every hour you are not training a falcon is a lost hour
You have it good when you can say "bring me my gongs" and then somebody actually brings you gongs
how many times could the governor do a cop switch. How many different sets of cops does one state have
ncaa tournament needs a permanent big boy cam for every game. i want to know what the hugest b ball man is up to at all times
MIDI stands for Must I Die, Isabella. the inventor had to put his own heart in his synthesizer to make it work. Isabella was his mistress
that very Christian man who is the winningest active coach in college bball did a handstand because he was so happy
to be a college basketball coach you have to look like you’d throw a chair at anybody who questions how much you love eating pussy
once again peer pressured by my roommate into buying a huge beef roast
looks like this tinder match was not a fan of me answering “what’s your sign” with “frasier crane, the famous psychologist”
I was gonna tweet about my new awl piece but then I saw this nathaniel p. piece. http://www.theawl.com/2015/02/a-friendly-race-with-my-pal-nate-p … pic.twitter.com/MkgmgCAZRw
earlier a writer for ATLANTIC MAGAZINE retweeted me and this resulted in zero new followers. old media is dead!!!
oh that chocohol you drink must be very good, but not as good as my brandy [i swirl my glass for ten minutes straight]
Clandestine brand ambassador for how the wind feels on your cheek
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