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  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    You have it good when you can say "bring me my gongs" and then somebody actually brings you gongs

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    dsgarbercupidspen
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    maddymoiselleDelistratyAvatar_unknown_48
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    how many times could the governor do a cop switch. How many different sets of cops does one state have

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    Peen_princepizzamangesandydubbinAvatar_unknown_48
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    Emmet @emmets

    @pizzamanges this is how abroad I am: I am at a big dinner with lots of vodka and have not ruled out the possibility of kissing a cousin

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    1427833944cupidspenDelistratyggggggoldy
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    mom and her shitty cell phone write poetry together sometimes pic.twitter.com/XOauBtNe5b

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    pizzamangesggggggoldy
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    ggggggoldy
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    MIDI stands for Must I Die, Isabella. the inventor had to put his own heart in his synthesizer to make it work. Isabella was his mistress

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    ginandTOMicAvatar_unknown_48
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    ggggggoldy
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    fuck sycamores. I'm tired if apologizing for those pieces of shit trees. sycamores are garbage and also pieces of shit

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    C_De_Gaulle1427833944
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    hi my names emmet I'm sleeping in a double bed with a 56yo man who last night got in bed then asked "so you have a girlfriend?" ask me anyth

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    Alfino27
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    Delistraty
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    Make fewer things illegal and more things barely legal

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    Alfino27Avatar_unknown_48
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    need to reach Nas please help folks

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    ggggggoldy
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    My aim is always be the scariest boy in the barnyard

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    Alfino27
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    my job today is to replace the vowels with stars in words like fuck and shit. I hate all things

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    maddymoiselle
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    If anyone wants to follow me, feel free. don't think you need to ask permission

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    pizzamanges
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    this is alien ant farm and you're listening to 94.3 FM The Brunge (brunge brunge brunge) at least one song with a bass solo _every hour_

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    Alfino27
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    hey man look at the big melons on that mule. they are not strapped to it very well and I fear they may fall and break. A tragedy unfolding

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    pizzamanges
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    too busy with train simulators to tweet

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    pizzamanges
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    I'm an old-fashioned man. my Irony Machine still runs on extremely dirty coal with little swastikas carved into it.

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    ggggggoldy
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    excuse me do you have any memory foam stroller models because Dressage, my baby boy, has *mouths the phrase "underdeveloped assbones"*

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  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    no man look it's just a dog I can stand up anytime and then the dog will hang off me like a backpack. his fur will feel good on my back

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    pizzamanges
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    "Regina darling are those your cops or my cops on the coffee table"

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    dsgarber
  • emmets
      Emmet @emmets

    rural estonia understands ramshackle. they get it.

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    pizzamanges
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