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You have it good when you can say "bring me my gongs" and then somebody actually brings you gongs
how many times could the governor do a cop switch. How many different sets of cops does one state have
MIDI stands for Must I Die, Isabella. the inventor had to put his own heart in his synthesizer to make it work. Isabella was his mistress
It makes sense that amazon, a company that seems friendly but is in fact reprehensible, would hire woody allen, a comedian who seems frien
the best filmic work of 2014 was the jeopardy tournament of champions. The second best was top of the lake. Thank you.
today was bad and tomorrow will be worse. Then comes 2015
lambs in prams is my latest idea for a tumblr if anybody’s interested
seeing kaguya has only further confirmed my belief that the moon is truly awful
Hey. Hey. Could you come over here for a second. Yeah hi i’m emmet. rod and sally’s son. Listen are these your gnats.
fuck sycamores. I'm tired if apologizing for those pieces of shit trees. sycamores are garbage and also pieces of shit
hi my names emmet I'm sleeping in a double bed with a 56yo man who last night got in bed then asked "so you have a girlfriend?" ask me anyth
Make fewer things illegal and more things barely legal
very pleased at how neatly all the harvard scumbags (dershowitz, summers, pinker) are being implicated in this reprehensible epstein mess
The cockpit of a plane has too many buttons