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you lose an hour tonight but really every hour you are not training a falcon is a lost hour
You have it good when you can say "bring me my gongs" and then somebody actually brings you gongs
how many times could the governor do a cop switch. How many different sets of cops does one state have
ncaa tournament needs a permanent big boy cam for every game. i want to know what the hugest b ball man is up to at all times
MIDI stands for Must I Die, Isabella. the inventor had to put his own heart in his synthesizer to make it work. Isabella was his mistress
how do i get the people reading my subway humor to follow me on twitter
slowly coming the conclusion that my big pile of clothes isn’t helping me live a better life
that very Christian man who is the winningest active coach in college bball did a handstand because he was so happy
to be a college basketball coach you have to look like you’d throw a chair at anybody who questions how much you love eating pussy
once again peer pressured by my roommate into buying a huge beef roast
looks like this tinder match was not a fan of me answering “what’s your sign” with “frasier crane, the famous psychologist”
I was gonna tweet about my new awl piece but then I saw this nathaniel p. piece. http://www.theawl.com/2015/02/a-friendly-race-with-my-pal-nate-p … pic.twitter.com/MkgmgCAZRw
ah i am so good except for all the mucous i produce
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