Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
"Dance with Humbas!" "Humbas?" "Human Rumbas." "What's that?" "It's that thing where midgets ride skateboards and eat trash off your floor."
"You know how I can tell if you're gay? You like Coldplay." HAHA.
Fitz and the Tantrums have been stuck in my head all day long. :D
Fun fact: Sabbath's a bully!
Great. Now everyone thinks I'm racist. Thanks, SABAHAHABAHABHABAHABAHAAAA.
Will you be the Sabbath to my Polly?
Good morning, Starshine. The Earth says, "hello".
Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica.
Brad and I are making this movie together. C:
Joe Jonas is the best singer in the history of music.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run, better run, outrun my gun.
#tweetlikeabro it's tuesday nightt and you only live once! Pass the blunt and alcohol let's get FADEDDDDDDDD
The new World Trade Center does not transform into a karate robot.
Yellow and blue make green, not "blellow."
I miss the heck out of a few fella's by the names of Sabhabaahabahaba and el Borby capitan.