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There should be two versions of Facebook. One for people with kids, and one for those who don't give a shit about your kids.
All my friends are getting married and pregnant and I'm like, "I just want some ice cream and sprinkles though"
I wonder what dubstep sounds like to my dog
Oh UT, I miss you. #UTfollowtrain #UT15 \m/
Sad to know a drunk driver killed 5 people today in EP. 2 adults & 3 children. RIP to those innocent lives that were taken away for nothing.
My hair does this really cute thing where it looks horrible.
When you're born a lover, you're born to suffer
Your flashy bumper stickers about religion and politics are totally going to make me change my life.
College will be fun they said..
That'd be cool if people stopped being shitty and started being awesome
I'm already exhausted from this semester and its not even half over 😞
"I'd hit that" I said as I walked toward the piñata
Freedom of speech IS an amendment/guarantee in America. Hate is a choice.
Longhorn pride >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
H&M coming to Austin.. Hmm I can already tell you where my paychecks will be going.
In other news I found a used pregnancy test in the parking lot at epcc
I'm sure writing "employee discount" in the "reasons you want to work here" is not going to get me hired
I swear every time I go on Facebook I find out another friend of mine is pregnant.