@huntermoore @xobriiixx33 no tits no ass. Why even be a girl?

We found bud in a dopeless place #Highdeas

Wtf is up with Fresno people and this palazzo place?? Do they give out free kittens or something?

When I use this emoji ✋ I am NOT high-fiving you. I am putting my hand in your face so you'll shut up.

Worst thing: when a good friend gets a bf/gf and turns into somebody you don't even know anymore #sad

If you are Mexican, under 25 and actually don't have have a baby, congratulations! You're basically a unicorn. #Rare

Its not like i'm looking for a boyfriend... But I'm also not looking for herpes.

Cocaine and blowjobs have the same rule: don't ask, wait until you're offered.

There's big boobs, then there's unfortunately big boobs. Same with small boobs. There's small boobs &there's unfortunately small boobs.

There are no rap songs about boobs. #DatAss

I HONESTLY believe that my boyfriend was made for me. I couldn't have dreamt him up if I tried. Like he's just way too perfect.

Does it piss anyone else the fuck off that lowercase 'L' is the exact fucking character as the uppercase 'i'?? #DoesItPissAnyoneElseOff

Girls are fucking fragile, man. You have to be careful with what you say and do. They'll analyze shit for days.

People should be with people who make them BETTER and HAPPIER and glow and smile and laugh and be free, together.

We all have trust issues. We put too much trust in the wrong person or not enough in the right one..

You shouldn't have to keep your man in check, if you're all that, he'll be keeping himself in check.

I just can't STAND other people making me feel things beyond my control. Sadness and happiness. I need to control how I feel.

#ToMyUnbornChild Stay that way.

One of the best feelings has got to be when a guy tells you you're beautiful

If you're gonna stalk my twitter why don't you just click the follow button?