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"Sleeping BAG"? How gauche. No, my friend, this is my "Wilderness Comfort Pouch."
I wonder if I'll ever get tired of doing everything wrong
"I'll wake up really early and do it" – LIARS LYING TO THEMSELVES
Just gave an out of reach spider on the ceiling my best "until we meet again" look.
You know you're low on food when your late night snack involves a sauté pan.
(I am unreasonably angry about the continuity problems present in ads which feature a talking pig who drives and flies on planes.)
When the fuck did Maxwell the GEICO pig become an adult?
I bet Calvin ended up being a furry.
Is shooting fish in a barrel a real thing? Because that sounds fucking awesome.
One day, some dude was all "You know where we should save our money? Inside a statue of a pig," and everybody went "That is a GREAT idea."
Keep calm. See dust. Draw dick. Carry on.
team zissou intern. love open wheels, soccer, karting, snowboarding, short tracks, trampolines, margaritas, and DMB. especially the last three. simultaneously.