Lulling myself to sleep with the sweet sound of indycars at the Mile. Thanks, internet! You my best fran

Spent the afternoon shopping for a maxi dress...not easy at 5'9. I can't imagine how frustrated @just_ap gets!

Shuffleboard = best bar game ever

@just_ap bitches love avocado

@zero_sky BAHAHA Wishbone. Yuss.

@just_ap glad Simona finally has a chance to be competitive. she's always been fast at St. Pete I think she has a great shot this weekend

Creed Bratton is my spirit animal

Nothing says "empowering women" like photoshopping the everloving shit out of their faces  http://www.truecarracingteam.com/ 

Watching Happy Gilmore and HOLY SHIT IT'S CLAIRE DUNPHY! No wonder I love that show.

@chasemit your tweet came true!  http://usat.ly/15no1Tm 

Got my girl scout cookies and I'm not sick anymore! Life works out sometimes. #nomz

Thanks to the leftover roses at work I now have a valentine! #myself :)

@zero_sky I remember his afro...it was epic

Jurassic Park is the most nostalgic and rewatchable movie ever. It's my go-to bedtime flick. #happythoughts #wevegotdodgsonhere!

"she was crazy hot, and now she looks like if you touched her she would crunch a little." - @tastiestofnoms on Lindsay Lohan. Bahahaha

@just_ap blown away by them...again!

"You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
A. A. Milne

@just_ap baha http://t.co/RrqmM8Dl

"Sconnie beer tastes like liquid pennies. Dont quote me on that" - Carl

Breakups suck. Just gonna go to bed for a month and wake up in time for bonfire weather.