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I close twitter just to reopen it
I'm fucking eating cereal in my bed right now, this must be what college life is like. This is heaven
You're shaking my hand while pissing on my leg
Oh fuck, chimi's bro enchi is here! #awkward
Baby i put the STD in stud, now all i need is you.
Stop waiting around for a boyfriend, work hard and make yourself the best you can, love yourself. The boys will come, promise
i have 69 followers! omfg! hahahahahaa 69 ;)
my name is emily, and i am never tardy for the party
im universal. (i tweet constantly, so don't follow me on your phone. i get annoying.)