I think it’s great that celebrities are demanding people be held accountable for making threats! OH wait… http://t.co/zeBwbnUl

Oh. @robbiefarah is meeting with @juliagillard? I'll just leave this here then shall I? http://t.co/sr7Vhd7y

Have EA tried reticulating splines in the new @simcity? That always made the old one work.

Anyone have any leads? #JobForJames RT @jamescoyne Anyone know of any community manager jobs going in #Sydney?

Sorry to the woman who yelled at my balcony telling me it is #EarthHour and my light *has* to be off. I thought you said "pour water on me"

I am boycotting #Coles until they get rid of their #DownTown commercial and apologise to Petula Clark! @colesonline

I die. pic.twitter.com/MhMLnHh8u1

All the single ladies. WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOOOO. Beyonce-Zoidberg. pic.twitter.com/6rvxIxOG

First Woz, and now Buzz Aldrin approves of the NBN. This thing is becoming the nerds equivalent of Proactive skincare. #AnyEndorsementWillDo

Wally and Carmen San Diego. A love that was never meant to be http://t.co/vkrxTXND

I found this date on eHarmony. http://t.co/xA34o6ts

Can he remain there? RT @michaelpell Can announce that @kochie_online will broadcast LIVE from Antarctica next week on @sunriseon7 #sun7

HOORAY!!!! RT @thefakecnn Breaking: Musicians agree to never make music again in hopes that Glee will eventually run out of songs to sing

Gadaffi captured. Excellent. Now let’s take care of the next biggest cause of needless pain and suffering *looks at @sunriseon7*

"Coming up next on @sunriseon7, black pens. Are they racist?" #TweetLikeSunrise

I can't say. I'd need a closer look. @mr_fanta_pants? RT @robstwitte Would you buy this house? pic.twitter.com/4Mmkl8gSLW

@tamasys Dodo, Dodo, internet that fries *cackles while dousing in highly flammable oil*

Timeline? This is no time to argue about timelines. We don't have the time! Drunk Deanna Troi is Drunk. #STFirstContact

@thebloggess That's almost as bad as this Christmas/Easter creep fest. pic.twitter.com/DuTDfARH

Errrr. Whoops! #SpiceGirl RT @richdiced Massive BBC error with the Australian radio presenters pic.twitter.com/XAnSsXcQ