Dalek Parliament launches an attack on Dalek disabled and destroys Dalek health service using outside contractor #DoctorWho

What will the EDL make of this illegal immigrant then?  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20935502 …

For everyone still insisting MH issues underly spree shootings:  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1525086/ … (quotes to follow) @justsnapoutofit

Mentally Ill people, by and large, don't kill people. Fuck off.

Gun advocates are right, we should compare guns to cars  http://wp.me/p13KVf-Bo 

Via @davidwaldock THE WORLDS WORST SUPER HERO pic.twitter.com/iuqWcU8Uh1

.@bbcwatchdog There are thousands of people exploiting peoples health concerns with disproven therapies - interested in tackling them?

Oh I see James Delingpole made a joke about raping Caroline Lucas. But he deleted it and apologised so that's ok. Grand.

Just received a libel threat from @ms_action for their information "quack" treatment = unproven by science.

On the one show UKIP canvasser responding to allegations of racism "one of our candidates is a coloured"

Lent - it's Ramadan for weaklings.

The only option open to @mjrobbins now is to tweet "You are all individuals" and hope no one has seen life of Brian.

@timminchin if fuck is the Scottish comma, cunt is the Scottish full stop.

@daftlimmy Jeezo Glasgow Uni students are depressing.

A child slipped into a coma due to ANP side effects. Thus clinic can no longer offer ANP. #Burzynski

I love how Starkey keeps pausing seemingly expecting applause from the audience that isn't forthcoming #bbcqt

An actually excellent post about Myers-Briggs nonsense from @garwboy  http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/brain-flapping/2013/mar/19/myers-briggs-test-unscientific?CMP=twt_gu …

Only the @nra would think arming teachers a more sensible approach then disarming killers.

Unsure how it's "cheating" to use smart drugs. It's not a shortcut to learning/knowledge it's more a fast lane

Feeling guilty for "celebrating"? Why not help fund alzheimers or stroke research?  http://www.alzheimersresearchuk.org/   http://www.stroke.org.uk/  #thatcher